Great Dane Distillery

About Us

Our History

The Great Dane Distillery was founded back in Fall of 2019 by Dan and Lars. Their goal was to take the strange feelings they had for each other, bottle them, and share them with the world.

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To Date, the countless hours of planning have not produced a single drop of drinkable fluid. Please continue to check back in the event that a miracle happens and they actually do something.

Stress-Free Delivery

Contrary to popular belief, it is extremely easy to fulfill your orders when you have none.

Pre-order details for WIWWYT Whiskey will be posted soon. This will be followed by a hopefully improved WIWWY2.